Simon Goetz

Copywriter. Ne'er-do-well-off.
FREE LANCE

Advertisements, websites, slogans, company names, t-shirts, homework, etcetera.

simoncgoetz@gmail.com / @crusher

503.710.2020

ALEX

“With proper care, your ALEX bottle will outlast an endless summer, a long and illustrious career, a storybook marriage, and a brick lollipop. Your bottle will most likely NOT outlast true love, the universe, and other ALEX bottles.”

Design and development: Nice Reusables, Copy: Simon Goetz

Project Link: ALEX Bottle