Simon Goetz

Copywriter. Ne'er-do-well-off.
FREE LANCE

Advertisements, websites, slogans, company names, t-shirts, homework, etcetera.

simoncgoetz@gmail.com / @crusher

503.710.2020

Toshiba

“Look a gift horse in the mouth. First, upload that photo of the expired laxatives from Aunt Elsie.”

Design and development: tenfourCopy: Simon Goetz

Project Link: Worst Gift Ever